|
Stop getting beat-up at
your favorite biker-bar!
Show them you can be a REAL man too!
(you too, Barbie!) |
Why wait until Halloween to wish someone a "Ghoulish Day"?
Hey, are those fangs or are you just happy to see me? |
Obama can't hide behind the mask, but you can! Hey, now you
can offer your own healthcare bill. |
Ain't Got No Crabs?
Well, then.
Why not get some! Make yourself the King Crab of the next
office party! |
Don't "BE" a victim!
Own your own! Whole set of 9 different figures now on SALE!
$$$AVE! |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Don't wait to be grossed-out
on TV! Let your
friends do it for you! |
Let's REALLY creep
out your neighbors! |
Got Cavities? No Prob!
We've got some
for ya! |
Brain ever wander? You Betcha! Get a whole bunch of these
and call it
your own House of Representatives! |
Here - let me HAND you the
perfect tune! |
Buy several and have your very own "Thriller" set! Zombies
are so much fun! |
SAVE
$$$ - First, buy one for Halloween, then
save it for when the
Health Care Bill is passed! |
Perfect for parties, office pranks, or just to
amuse yourself if you have no friends! |
Buy now for next
St. Patty's Day!
Only the Irish could be
so thrifty! |
Just
when your guests thought it was safe to go to the bathroom -
BOO! |
Show Harry
Potter just how it's done this with your own
Quidditch Goggles! |
Not quite the
Harry Potter type, but still want to look smart? Here
ya go! Your very own Nerd Glasses |
Wash that
Zombie stench off your hands! Great for parties or
just having the Ghouls over! |
Keep around your office desk to remind
those
you don't like. |
Watch in
delight as your guests "squeal" in horror as the
unsuspecting remote controlled rodent runs across their
path. |
|
Now, let's get
Politically Insane, shall we? |
|
Dress-up our Prez, Obama, your
way! |
Put Obama into
action NOW! |
Open up to Socialism with an Obama
Can Opener! |
Deck your halls with
Redistribution this season |
Watch Obama -really! |
|
Hey! Bernie Madoff with
my $$$ - Get it? |
Your very own obobbing, obabbling Obama! |
Your own Stimulus
Package, comes with
empty promises too |
Own a Pet Barack
Just add Socialism, & watch
it grow |
BACON MASTER
Revolutionary Bacon Dispenser stops bacon cooking
nightmares. See video on
Youtube.com! |
Toy? Maybe. But I think Hillary really could
do this! |
Let Obama stop your Wine-ing! |
Perfect for holding up Unsuspecting
Republicans |
Time how long Palin takes to make a moose-cake? |
Didn't this happen in the 2008
Elections? |
See your Civil Liberties? Now you
don't - scary! |
Which one's Putin? Don't know. They
all stink. J |
Hey, wear it at your next IRS Tax Audit! |
Cleanup after your next
IRS Tax Audit! |
Now play cards with a full deck of half-deck
liberals! |
But, Al! Couldn't I just let the Ozone do it for me? |
Gumby!
The only real choice for our next
US President! |
Help Senator McCain stay in the public eye! |
This helped The Bushes get their Whitehouse deposit
back. |
Hey, Senator McCain!
Time's Up! |
Hey, Hillary Clinton! This should help you clean up
our foreign relations! |
Now you can get McCain to finally show
some action! |
Saddam Hossain - only this time he's actually playing
with a full deck! |
Republicans! Keep the dream alive! |
The perfect gift for those AIG Executives! |
Now YOU get to make
Ann Coulter shut up! |
Not any more. Next time vote for Hannah Montana! |
Now, get Bill Clinton
to screw anything. WAIT! He already does that! |
Now, appear to be Rich & Stupid at the same time! |
Has George Bush finally gone to the
dogs? |
